The Beatles

If you’re ever thinking about entering a relationship with a girl, you better make sure she loves The Beatles. I would never get into a serious relationship with a girl if she didn’t love the Beatles. You HAVE to love them. If she isn’t into them I don’t want anything to do with her.

Now you might be saying, what if she’s never heard of the Beatles? What if she’s just ignorant? If you’re a grown human and you’ve never heard of The Beatles, that says a lot about you as a person. How in the world do you not know the greatest band to ever grace God’s green Earth?

You need to show her the Beatles, show her what love and happiness is really about. But still, if she refuses or isn’t vibing like every real human person SHOULD, then she needs to be kicked to the curb. She’s either a reptile or dead on the inside if she isn’t affected by their art. Every Beatles song, other than a handful are beautiful, cute little love songs that are a real treat to listen to and never fail to put a smile on my face.

This should be the first test you and your partner take before entering a relationship. I call it The Beatles Test. They better start loving The Beatles. If your woman doesn’t love those cute love songs, how can you really believe she loves you?

Every Beatles song is a banger, pick literally any one of their songs. Even though they’re a fairly older band, if you were to release their songs today, they would still destroy the competition. I’m willing to bet that any of their songs would still chart. If I were to describe the band in one word, it would be “Timeless”.

Bottom line is; if you can’t love The Beatles, I can’t love you. It’s as simple as that.